Saturday, December 06, 2008

The day the Celtic manager became media-proof

There were many observations – a lot of them ignorant – on Gordon Strachan’s walking out on the Celtic Park media conference on Friday. (Notably Saturday’s Football Focus misrepresented the issue before being corrected)

For those who don’t know by now, having agreed with the media that there would be no discussions on his future at Celtic for the Sunderland manager’s post, BBC Scotland’s Chris McLaughlin decided to ask: “Do you see your long-term future at Celtic?”

What was on McLaughlin’s mind, only he can answer. Was he having a brain-dead moment? Was he trying to be antagonistic? Broadcast or print journalists are rarely expected to respond to such speculation.

And, ironically, the question came after Gordon had insisted on maintaining a gentleman’s agreement, despite others having leaked information on a managers’ meeting to the press.

But Strachan’s upset was clear: “When I give you respect, I don’t get it back.”

He didn’t mention his counterpart at Ibrox (and probably wasn’t thinking about him). But it must irk the Celtic manager that a special level of disdain is reserved for the incumbent in that role in a Scottish media that fawns over anyone who happens to occupy the Ibrox hotseat.

It has always been this way in living memory and Celtic managers have responded in a variety of ways. Alex Ferguson remarked how Jock Stein gathered information on the hacks who followed Celtic around, often making reference to their secret vices just within their earshot.

Billy McNeill famously punched Gerry McNee, who had been so thin-skinned on hearing some implied criticism of his work that he foolishly suggest Billy discuss it with him outside.

Kenny Dalglish moved media conferences to the Celtic social club and had inveterate liar and embittered Celtic critic Hugh Keevins forcibly ejected.

But, when the press held power, many Celtic fans were sadly misled – goaded into abusing the key figures at Celtic by reporters and editors with an all-too-obvious agenda.

Josef Venglos was subjected to humiliating abuse, as was John Barnes, while a torrent of criticism was directed at McNeill, Dalglish, Jock Brown (yes, he was human too), Fergus McCann and latterly Strachan. Even Martin O’Neill was attacked for putting his arm round Neil Lennon in a show of support.

However, I sense that something has changed. With the advent of the internet bringing numerous Celtic sites and forums to fans’ computers, not to mention better-quality sports coverage from non-Scottish titles, supporters have choices. And increasingly, that choice is to make up our own minds, discarding the vacuous pronouncements of the fourth estate with the contempt they generally so fully merit.

Walter Smith or David Murray need not fear criticism from the press because unwritten codes prohibit such comment.

But with Strachan’s defiance, there was a sense of confidence. Perhaps there was a realisation that the Scottish media have damaged their credibility irreparably with Celtic fans to the extent that all their jibes, spin, and venom are utterly irrelevant.

Celtic fans will still criticise the club and certain people when they feel the need to. The debate between us will continue to be vociferous.

But as far as those reporters, writers, subs and editors who think of themselves as bona fide journalists are concerned, they might as well be talking to themselves.

Friday 5th December 2008 – the day the Celtic manager became media-proof.




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Friday, December 05, 2008

Celtic need that Conan Spirit

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you; hear the lamentation of their women
Conan the Barbarian



Enjoyable as it has been to witness fans of our smaller rivals surrender the SPL, we would do well to remember that rumours of our fourth consecutive title are premature.

Competitive European football is now a memory, with a Champions League visit from our friends at Villarreal little more than a prestige friendly, and the time is now to look forward.

Looking as objectively as any Celtic fan can – and noting a fascinating piece of statistical analysis by Pablo 5 on Celtic Underground (one that will surely be copied in every red-top in the country) – the omens are good.

We have a lead of seven points, the best squad in the country, we are anticipating the return to fitness of some of our best players and we have a promise that the squad will be strengthened in the January transfer window, playing under one of the best managers in the UK.

Meanwhile, our most respected and professional competitors (Hibs, Hearts, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd, Falkirk, Caley Thistle, Motherwell, Hamilton, St Mirren) are just some of those who may lose some of their top talent in the new year.

But there is nothing more dangerous in football (outside of visiting Rangers fans) than complacency and that makes me worry when I hear talk of the treble and breaking British records (In fairness to Gary Caldwell, that was tabloid spin on very reasonable comments).

The trouble with too many people telling you that the league is won is that sometimes the wrong people believe it.

A seven-point lead can evaporate in football faster than you can blow a fortune on Deal or No Deal – a couple of draws and the picture can look very different. And winter football is notoriously turgid, where nil-nils thrive along with all the other bugs.

Seven points, at this stage, is no more than a platform. What is needed now is absolute ruthlessness, a revelling in crushing the ambitions of our rivals. None of them will stand back and applaud us to the title.

You could call it the Conan spirit. After all, why should all the barbarians be on the other side?

  • Well done to Gordon for telling the punters where to go as they tried to goad him into discussing leaving the club after they had been asked not to. Tomorrow's rags will no doubt carry headlines "Strachan refuses to rule out Sunderland move"





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Gers reach for the stars with celebrity swoop

The rest of Britain might be feeling the pinch but, while the credit crunch bites elsewhere, Rangers are dancing with the stars.
How a fitter Charlie Adam mightlook
The Glasgow club’s celebrity fans reads like a Hollywood A-list and now one of the most illustrious of that elite band is to join the club.

Darts ace Andy Fordham is to join Kenny McDowall and Ally McCoist as club conditioning coach, bringing his Celebrity Fit Club secrets to the stars of Ibrox.

Having lost 17st, Andy has some handy pointers to pass on with programmes that will be tailored to individuals.

His input is already being tipped to turn the Ibrox heroes of today into the international superstars of tomorrow – and home-grown talent will benefit the most.

One early beneficiary could be Charlie Adam, who Walter Smith expects to be transformed from left-back to legend.

Said an Ibrox insider: “Andy immediately identified Charlie as someone he could help. He was amazed at the similarities between their diets and fitness regimes. One of the first things Andy will do is recommend that Charlie adopt his trick of cutting out the daily 23 lagers and lamb bhoona. Andy has also suggested he swap his training couch for an exercise bike.”

“His sale value could rocket before January though we are under no pressure to sell our players.”

It is expected that others could benefit, too, with a weight-loss programme likely to ease the pressure on Allan McGregor’s knees, which we understand are nevertheless in perfect condition.

But our source was quick to emphasise that every player has a tailored fitness regime and that some are already at optimum fitness.

“Some guys – like Kris Boyd – are just naturally fit. For Kris, the lager and kebabs actually help him reach peak form due to his unique metabolism. He is market ready right now, though only a major offer would land him and we don’t want to sell.”

If the news from Murray Park is exciting, it’s just the first of many ventures that add glitz and glamour to an already illustrious club.

We can exclusively reveal that talks are underway to engage celebrity chef and former Rangers reserve Gordon Ramsay to pop in to offer anger management training and relationship advice.




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