That Club Statement from Dave King and The Rangers on investment for Steven Gerrard

Yesterday, the Twitter account associated with this blog @theceltsarehere posted this "screen grab" of one of those infamous statements from The Rangers.

Here it is in full:

Yes, it was just a spoof but, as the Twitter conversation reveals, apparently not so easy to distinguish from the broadsides delivered by The Rangers communications Tsar, Jim Traynor.

So, if anyone at Ibrox is looking for a statement-writer, drop me a line.

Payment in advance, please!
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