Thursday, May 22, 2008

Vacancy: Celtic legend (several positions available)

Celtic Football Club can today announce an outstanding opportunity to join the club’s pantheon of legends.

Past greats include Willie Maley, John Thomson, Patsy Gallacher, Charlie Tully, Jock Stein, Billy McNeill, Jimmy Johnstone, Kenny Dalglish, Paul McStay, Lubomir Moravcik, Henrik Larsson and of course the late great Tommy Burns among innumerable others.

However, we are always looking for new candidates and we are offering you the chance to demonstrate your credentials to join football’s most prestigious club.

The Club

For 120 years, Celtic Football Club has epitomised the finest ideals in football. This is sport played to the highest standards with a passion and ethos that sets it apart from its rivals and has brought worldwide fame and admiration.

But at Celtic we don’t rest on our laurels and are currently recruiting for the next century of success.

The Candidates

Our history has shown us that your background is less important than your ability, sporting integrity and drive to succeed.

Whether you are a coach who can transform months of preparation with a few inspirational words, a goalkeeper or defender prepared to risk injury rather than concede, a midfielder prepared to run and tackle until the last whistle while still playing refined football or a striker who can be relied on to score a last-gasp goal but also know when to hand glory to a team-mate, we want to hear from you now.

You’ll be the sort of person who is inspired by history but with the hunger and ambition to set new standards of excellence in the finest tradition of Celtic.

The Job

We require skilled football professionals of strong character to commit themselves fully to achieving our goals while maintaining the ideals of our supporters. The job is physically demanding so you will need to be prepared to work for your team-mates and the supporters of the club, putting Celtic’s aspirations before your own.

This is a demanding position and one that would suit professionals who thrive on pressure and are motivated by expectation. Moreover, playing for a club with unlimited ambition requires sportsmen who are constantly seeking new standards of excellence.

The Package

Financial remuneration and benefits are as you would expect of a top-class football club.

Future possible opportunities, depending on performance, include the chance to play at the highest level of European competition.

Additionally, we offer fame, the respect and adulation of millions and, for the very best, an honoured place in Celtic history alongside some of the finest footballers to have graced the game.

How to apply

Trials/live auditions will take place tonight in Tannadice Park, Dundee at 7.45pm. This will take the form of a highly competitive football match with victory a must.

Successful candidates will be advised immediately and receive an award on the night.

  • Thousands of supporting roles are also available.





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2 comments:

loumacarisbettingslip said...

I wish to apply for the vacancy of hunskelper please,cv will follow

TheCeltsAreHere said...

Dear Mr LMBS,

Given the outstanding results in our auditions this evening, we are waiving the second stage of interviews and are delighted to tell you that you have been succesfull in your application.

Further instructions will follow from our company contact: Sr Ignacio Javier Gómez Novo. We'll be in touch!