Showing posts with label Celtic Derek Riordan. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 16, 2016

What about the plan, Celtic? The vindication of the fools


It was announced on Friday, with no fanfare whatsoever, that John Park had left Celtic.

John Who? The majority of Celtic fans who have taken a close interest in the club’s operations over the past few years will know the name well.

Football Operations: John Park and Peter Lawwell
Having been at Hibs and credited with the discovery of Scott Brown, Kevin Thomson, Derek Riordan and Garry O’Connor, among others, it wasn’t surprising that Park would have been seen as an attractive target for Celtic. What club wouldn’t want a guy who had a track record of unearthing local talent that went on to earn international caps?

I should state here that no criticism of John Park is implied – I have no doubt that he did hs job exactly as he was expected to do.

However, despite constant denials from Celtic – and successive coaches, who may have been contractually obliged not to comment on negative aspects of the workings of the club – suspicions remained that Park’s role was not always consistent with the footballing aims of the manager/head coach, whatever we are supposed to call him.

The alarm bells first started to ring shortly after Gordon Strachan left the club. Overall, Strachan did an exceptional job for us and should be thanked for that. However, shortly after he left he made a cryptic statement indicating that he would never again sign a player he hadn’t seen.

During Strachan’s time, Celtic signed Thomas Gravesen and Roy Keane – both of whom he had assuredly seen, but neither of whom he apparently wanted.

Keane, in his inimitable style, went on to say that his future manager’s absolute disinterest in having him as a player was an extra motivation to sign – an “up you, Gordon!”

Gravesen was a different case in point, altogether. Stilliyan Petrov had gone to Aston Villa, having been kind enough to sign a contract with Celtic, meaning that the club would get £7.5 million pounds for him, when he could have landed a much fatter deal by letting the contract run down.

Gravesen was then brought in, meaning that Celtic landed a Galactico to replace Petrov, and pocketed a whopping profit at the same time. Great!

Gravesen was a tremendous player – built like a brick sh*t-house, with an irrestible drive and energy that allowed him to dominate the middle of the park. In that regard, he was much like Victor Wanyama but he also had an attacking instinct and a powerful shot that persuaded Real Madrid that he could transpose those qualities to La Liga.

But there was a problem – Gordon didn’t want him and this established pro was neither able nor willing to change his style of play to suit the more controlled passing game that Strachan favoured.

It still seems surreal to recall that many people thought that Gravesen wasn’t good enough for us. He certainly was – but RIGHT for us at the time; maybe not.

Roy Keane was a different case altogether. Keano is one of a select band of players who I admired greatly in a pre-Celtic career before finding that the reality of him in a Celtic shirt was one inextricably-linked to an image of him as an utter ******le.

Both Keane and Gravesen were known quantities – but the warning signs were there. Our manager was being asked to work with players he didn’t know – like Du Wei, for example.

Many of us rang the alarm bells at the time but we were mocked by those who thought themselves the more “intellectual” Celtic fans. You know them – the ones who talked about “The Plan”.

The Plan (as another blog noted this week) seemed to involve John Park being a de facto Director of Football, with Peter Lawwell doing the contract stuff while Park identified the players in his “roving” role.

We were told that this was what was needed, rather than the "homespun" approach of Celtic managers signing players they have identified.

We signed some good players – Forster, Wanyama, Van Dijk – and sold them to Southampton as soon as they offered eight figures. For this, Peter was rewarded greatly and, we must presume, Park was, too.

We also signed players who would walk into the all-time Hall-of-Guff, should such a thing ever exist. But that didn’t seem to matter – six flops were more than offset by one £10m pay-off.

Those of us who protested were decried as fools. We were asked how much money we wanted to spend and told that amount would bankrupt the club – even though we had never answered the question.

We were reminded of the mantra of The Plan, an entity lauded by the followers of one site (who routinely referred to its owner as if he was a knight of the realm). Those who couldn’t or wouldn’t sign up to said scheme of modernism were labelled as naive, wreckers who would see the club bankrupted.

There was to be no middle-ground between reckless spending and feckless recruitment with a view to player-trading being the primary function of the club.

We were reminded of Porto – we never came close to Porto’s achievements.

“Celtic fans” -- the new kind who understood business better than the common-or-garden “beggin’-yir-pardon-sir” plebeians – told us that the balance sheet was what mattered most of all.

What – you want to watch a good team, playing good football with aspirations to raising the standards year-by-year? “I suppose you think we should spend £12m on the likes of Tore Andro Flo? No? How much should we spend - £20m, £30m? Do you have any idea how well we’re run?”

Buy your ticket and shut your mouth was the mantra.

And yet – look what has happened.

The Plan has changed. Why? (Whisper it.) Because The Plan failed.

The Plan, which saw Celtic radically under-invest in the post-Rangers years, also brought Euopean failure, fans expressing apathy and anger, the club giving the Head Coach’s job to a virtual rookie and key players in the squad sold from under him.

And what was the response to this failure?

That is something you are never likely to hear from the “new realists” who lavished praise on the Celtic knight, while they munched their prawn sandwiches, laughing about their pie-eating, team-on-the-park days.

How many dissenters ever said we had to spend £10m-£20m, however hard the saints of Peter’s rapid news site asked? Few, if any. On the other hand, many welcomed the change of approach for this season.

A manager – not just Head Coach – who is in charge of the football operation because he understands it better than anyone. I’ll admit that I wasn’t convinced that Brendan Rodgers would be the best choice for us because I’ve always been suspicious of “highly-regarded” picks.

I cannot give him the backing that he has given to Scott Brown as both regular readers of this blog will know that I never give more that 100% to anything – it’s illogical.

But what have we seen – Moussa Dembele, who had shown his potential in the English Championship, persuaded to come to Celtic for the next stage of his development.

This was not part of The Plan.

Those of us who are old enough need only cast our minds back to the tears Henrik Larsson shed when it seemed as if Feyenoord would scupper his move to Celtic. That was not to do with love for Celtic at that time but, as Henrik said, he had seen how Pierre Van Hoojidonk had developed.

Neither was it part of The Plan – it was a straightforward reaction by a player who had potential, recognising that he could emulate or exceed Van Hoojidonk’s achievements, if only given the chance.

That’s one of the reasons why Dembele is such a great signing for us. It’s not just because we have such an exceptional player (whose comments on receiving player-of-the-month were just what every Celtic fan would love to hear).

But, when Moussa signed, Zinedine Zidane said it was a logical move for a player he had been watching. Zizou said he had to score in the Champions League – Moussa duly scored. France Under-21 caps – two goals in two games, drawing praise from Didier Deschamps, who has already discussed bringing him into the top squad.

This seems lost on some people – we have a manager who was influential in the development of Raheem Sterling and Luis Suarez and who Steven Gerrard described as the best one-to-one coach he had ever worked with.

His initial work with Dembele will also be noted by other players whose aspirations match Moussa’s – to play in the Champions League and get the attention of the coach of one of the elite European national teams.

If Moussa can get his full call-up for France, why couldn’t any other French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese or English player seek to follow his path at Celtic?

That wasn’t The Plan – find some potential, give them a couple of seasons to show their licks, sell the best for big money. Figure out what to do with the rest.

The Plan would never have brought Henrik to Celtic and this is the time for those criticised for objecting to it, to recognise that.

There are two other distinctly “off-plan” signings but the sort who idiots like me always sought (you know, we were hell-bent on the destruction of the club).

Signing Kolo Toure did not fit The Plan. He was a “diminishing asset” before Brendan Rodgers persuaded him to leave Liverpool, where fans expected him to be offered another contract.

What Kolo has become is more than a defensive rock – he is the defensive coach in-situ; the guy who knows exactly what has to be done, where players should be and the decisions they should make. Any defender who doesn’t learn from playing with Toure will demonstrate much about his future potential.

(In this, he is adding value to his defensive cohorts, Plan followers.)

And the third “off-plan” player is – of course Scott Sinclair. Sinclair epitomises something else that we should be seeking to exploit – a player with abundant skill, who has had a hiatus in his career, but who an astute manager can assist towards fulfilling his full potential.

Players like Scotty don’t make any sense according to The Plan – you take someone who is paid a massive salary and invest a great deal to persuade him that he should come to Celtic and, if he has sufficient belief, might flourish again; even maybe play in the Champions League.

Once upon a time, it was Chris Sutton – devastating with Norwich City and Blackburn Rovers – but discarded by a too-rich club who paid £10m for him while most of the English media chose to forget how good a player he was.

Chris Sutton is one of the best Celtic players I have seen with my own eyes. Scott Sinclair need only look to him for inspiration.

There is, though, a fourth issue, and that is about keeping players. For that, look no further than Kieran Tierney. With major clubs said to be ready to offer in the region of the magic £10m, Kieran actually chose to sign a long-term deal with Celtic, the club he supports.

I’m not the only Celtic fan who gulped a little bit of emotion when KT chose to stay with us, a Celtic supporter ready to fulfill his dreams in a Celtic shirt. But again, many of us suspect that the prospect of working with off-Plan Brendan Rodgers was significant.

This is not The Plan – but neither are Celtic facing bankruptcy. In fact, the club is enjoying just the sort of financial rewards hoped-for by non-Plan exponents, while The Planners were espousing the benefits of the Europa League, instead of the other tournament we were supposed to qualify for, three years out of five.

It is worth remembering that nothing has been won this season. Fans and players need to be conscious of that. And it was wonderful to hear Pep Guardiola defining what it means to pull on a Celtic shirt – to win every week. When Pep is paying homage to the values of the club, it can also serve as a reminder that complacency never fits with being a Celtic player.

We respect the opposition, no matter who they are, and play to win.

We know that we do not have a divine right to win and that every point or victory must be earned on the park.

These are the values and ethos of the club – not any immutable Plan, supported by people who could well be called propagandists.

A proper manager who knows what he is doing (with astutely-chosen professional assistants), leading the football operations of the club – in charge of signing policy.

That’s not The Plan – but it’s what reckless fans like me thought could work, all along.

Some Celtic “fans” probably hope we’re wrong.

Friday, February 05, 2016

A (respectful) open letter to Ronny Deila

Dear Ronny,

This isn't easy for me to write. Why? Because I like you.

Not only that – I respect and admire you. I like the way you conduct yourself. You demonstrate a dignity that is all too rare in football.

You display admirable self-confidence without coming across as arrogant. You seem like a man who has a strong sense of values; who treats people with respect.

And more – you are clearly intelligent. When I watched you deliver that lecture in Norwegian about developing people, I was hugely impressed.  For the record, I also think your are good at your job.

The trouble is, as one of your supporters, I'm experiencing gnawing doubts about your ability to do your job at my club at this time.

People talk about a football club being “in the blood”. And I understand that. But that could suggest that supporting a club can be a passive, programmed experience.

For me, it's much more than that. Celtic is a part of my identity. I'm a reasonably well-educated guy with what I believe to be an above-average level of intelligence. And yet I think about Celtic every day, many times a day and have done for as long as I can remember.

If I am lucky enough to end my life in the comfort of my bed, I will be thinking about Celtic that day.

If I'm ever given that dreaded news, I'll be wondering what will happen to Celtic after I'm gone.

What happens at Celtic matters to me profoundly. It matters where the club is going, how we play, if we are meeting the standards we should, if our values are being upheld and, also, how we treat people.

When I meet with people, we talk about weighty matters and those that cause us to experience high emotion. Life, politics and Celtic. We flit from one to the other seamlessly.

For my part, I want our club and fans to treat you well but I also need something from you. I need to believe that you can do the job we require.

And I hope you will think of yourself, too. I'm not calling for your head. I don't have any pet candidate who I would like to get the job.

David Moyes? Sure he could be good for the club if the conditions were right.

Neil Lennon? He gave us everything he had but he left for a reason and I see no evidence that that has changed.

Alan Stubbs? Paul Hartley? Some day, maybe, but several years from now.

Owen Coyle, Ryan Giggs, Michael O'Neill? No, no and no again.

And part of the reason why I wouldn't want even David Moyes is that I don't believe the conditions at the club are conducive to anyone taking the team forward.

I don't trust Dermot Desmond. I have read too much about his past business dealings to have any confidence in him and his strategy for Celtic.

Desmond, apart from anything else, buys low and sells high, which is great for business but soul-destroying for football fans. Desmond, I suspect, wants to manage Celtic “efficiently” (which is political-speak for frugally) and jettison the club if circumstances allow him to make a massive return on his investment. He did something like that with City of London Airport.

Planes take off and land, hopefully with a monotonous safety that becomes mundane. We do not need exciting flights.

But, to apply that wait-and-build-value in football requires patience and a disregard for how the club performs in any area not immediately recorded on the balance sheet.

I do not trust Peter Lawwell's stewardship of the club. I believe he is competent, professional and utterly disinterested in Plebeian concerns such as watching a team fans can be proud of.

I hear people saying that he is just following Desmond's orders but that's not how a Chief Executive works. A Chief Executive devises and implements a strategy to achieve the aims of the Board of Directors. How he does it is largely up to him and he stands or falls by his decisions.

If that is not true, I will offer to take his job “following orders” for one-twentieth of his £1,000,000 per year take-home pay. Yes, I'm that easily-bought.

I now have no faith in John Parks. I remember when it was supposed to be a real coup to have landed him from Hibs.

There was a scare story that we might lose him – the man who found Scott Brown, Kevin Thomson, Garry O'Connor and Derek Riordan, apparently.

But it seems to me that our roving international scout has been taking a scatter-gun approach to player recruitment.

Frankly, most of the players we sign from outside the UK are not very good but let's not be accused of racism – neither are a lot of the players from the British Isles. We appear to be scouring the globe, mining shovelfuls of coal in the hope of coming across a saleable diamond.

Exciting for Desmond, spinning the wheel of fortune until the arrow lands on the jackpot, but tedious for the fans watching movement without purpose.

And, now, the Celtic men. Ronny, I don't rate your coaching staff. Like many Celtic fans, I feel an almost protective instinct towards John Kennedy that would be pretty ironic to anyone who had seen the young man at full power before a Romanian thug named Ioan Ganea ruined his career through sheer malice.

John should be looking at the end of his playing career right now and I badly want him to be a success but there's the rub – he's “defensive coach” and the defence is absolutely, utterly, abysmal. You must have seen that, too, right?

So, either John is responsible and just not very good at his job or you are to blame for the relentless screw-ups that have scuppered most of our ambitions for the past season-and-a-bit. But, Ronny, if you are in charge of your coaching staff, you are also responsible for their performance. And that alludes to one of the big questions. Is John just carrying out your instructions or are you entrusting him with teaching the defenders how to defend?

Looking after our own is laudable but we don't owe people a living at the expense of the team. If John is responsible for giving us a defence that can defend, I'm sorry to say that he has to go. Could you sack him if you wanted to?

Would you be allowed that authority? And, if John is not to blame, perhaps you could explain why, as Head Coach, you have disregarded that simple wisdom that the first thing you have to do is stop losing goals.

87 minutes of work to create six scoring opportunities and two goals can be undone in three minutes if your team can't defend. It's like slogging your guts out to make money that you stuff into pockets with holes in them. You must know this.

 I also have my doubts about John Collins. Now, let's get this straight – I watched him play for Celtic from the Jungle. He was damned good at what he did. Skill, movement, passing, always with an eye for goal.

He had his own little tackling technique, sliding in and trapping the ball between his legs so he could jump to his feet in possession when many other players were content to just knock it away from the player who had been on the ball.

I was there – in what we used to call the “Rangers” end (named after a defunct club that once challenged us strongly) when Celtic overturned a 2-0 deficit against Cologne.

You should have seen Collins that night – magnificent, imperious – choose your own adjective. We thrashed them and he was the best player on show.

You should have felt the atmosphere that night, and witnessed the goal he scored to make it 3-0. My God, he could play.

When he left us, it left a sour taste because we were really stiffed over the move that made John a very wealthy man. The Bosman ruling covered employment in the European Union but he went to the tax haven of Monaco, a non-EU member, enjoying the full benefits of the free transfer as if UEFA and Europe were one and the same.

It hurt us badly because, if we were going to lose the player, we needed some transfer cash to replace him. But I – more-or-less – forgave him because there were also rumours that had Rangers had tried to gazump his move from Hibs to Celtic and he would have earned far more money there. So much for “full disclosure”.

What is he bringing to Celtic? I have heard many great things about his knowledge of football and coaching. I would like to see the results of this at Celtic. So, I would ask again – what is John Collins contributing and, if the answer is not clear, could you sack him if you wanted to?

Would two Norwegian coaches help you to realise your vision?

 Ronny, in that Norwegian presentation I mentioned earlier, you talked of a time when things had started to go wrong with your team in Norway.

Your response impressed me. You asked the players and were disappointed with their answer.

Then you asked someone else – an agent, I believe – and he gave a similar answer. And you were open-minded to the possibility that you might have been wrong. That's a fantastic quality to have.

Do you have a similar response to what is going wrong at Celtic?

I'm only one fan and I speak only for myself. But, as a randomly-chosen sample fan, I need to know that you can see how to make this better.

I want Celtic to be Scottish champions again. I believe that we will win the league under you. If the defence of the title starts to crumble, I WILL be calling for your replacement.

But, as one fan, I need something from you. I need to see that you can put a team on the field that can defend as well as attack, that doesn't overly rely on Leigh Griffiths for goals, that can keep 11 men on the park and that doesn't crumble when tough questions are asked.

And here is my proposition to you – which should benefit everyone.

Between now and the end of May, please show that, having learned from past mistakes, you are the guy to lead us into your third European campaign, confident that you can take us to the Champions League as contenders for second-place in the group, not grateful to be in the Europa League because we fear what might have happened against a higher standard of opposition.

I think that's a reasonable request.

Win us the League and use the next four months or so to show us that you can take us forward.

And I believe you should make whatever tough decisions are necessary to achieve that. Read about Jock Stein giving Bobby Murdoch – who he described as the best footballer he ever managed – to Jack Charlton at Middlesbrough. Or replacing Tommy Gemell with David Hay for the 1969 League Cup final.

Tough decisions that hurt people who deserved better. But tough decisions have to be made sometimes.

If we win, but without answering the questions about how you put a decent team on the pitch, I would urge you to resign from a position of strength and with your reputation intact.

You are not to blame for everything that is wrong with Celtic. Most of us know that you didn't create the mess masquerading as Celtic, treating the fans as fools.

And, sadly, I doubt that anyone replacing you will make things much better. But we need a manager who can show us that he can deliver a team capable of competing in the way that we should. If you are that man, please prove it.

If you are not the man (yet), then it would suit all of us if you took what you had learned from managing in a high-pressure job and moved forward with your career. As a Celtic fan, I don't want to see another European campaign like the last two.

And I don't want you to experience how it will feel if we are humiliated again. It won't be pretty to watch. And I could even say that it's not you; it's us.

I hope you do turn it around and I believe you have it in you. One more thing – if you are Celtic manager next season, don't talk about trebles.

Really – no one at the club told you that? --

Monday, April 07, 2008

Join the campaign: Justeece for Deek!

Deek afraid of the ballSome Celtic fans may think that all the energies of players, coaching staff, suits and supporters should be directed at struggling to revive feint hope of winning the SPL. But thank Hibernian for words of sense from Derek Riordan.

Many Celtic fans will have found it difficult to wipe away the tears sufficiently to read Moira Gordon’s exclusive interview in which Deek “opened his heart on his Celtic hell”.

The young Celtic star is clearly now a more refined, mature man than the immigrant-abuser whose youthful high-jinks ruffled the feathers of former Hearts man Rudi Skacel.

So when Riordan makes oblique calls for the sacking of Gordon Strachan, it would be foolish not to listen.

Deek SLAMMED Strachan for only relying on him as a phantom goalscorer!

"I only get chucked on if we need a goal so he must think I can get him a goal but he obviously doesn't want to do it unless he really has to because he doesn't want me to prove him wrong.”

He also RAPPED his under-fire gaffer for refusing to rely on Rior-daldo, as terrified Celtic defenders have dubbed the agile assassin: “He knows I would score quite a lot if he played me as much as he has played the other strikers but I don't think he wants proved wrong.”

Mara-Deeka SCOFFED at the Ginger Whinger’s false pleasantries that have added to the young Celtic ambassador’s pain: "When I speak to him, he's nice to me and says all the things players want to hear about me being part of the plans but you know by his actions that he's talking rubbish.”

Deek as CalimeroRio REVEALED he has GIVEN UP – a revealing revelation that will rock Celtic fans who had been unaware of his revelatory rocket: "It is frustrating. I was left out the squad [against Motherwell] and was training with the reserves on Friday. I've virtually chucked it at Celtic, what's the point when I'm not getting a chance."

Clearly hurting, Deek spoke of not being allowed out to play with his pals:
"I went there thinking I was going to play. It's not like I just went there for the money, I wanted to play and I thought I would do well at Celtic with the amount of chances that teams like Celtic and Rangers create.”

“I thought I would score a lot of goals and if I was given the chance every week I still believe I could. But I've just never had the chance." Though he is too LOYAL to say so, the young striker subtly hints that he believes Strachan is afraid of being PROVED WRONG by cashing in on the barrow-load of goals at his twinkle-toetips.

The journalist he spoke to also implied that he had been TIED UP, describing him as “a player at the end of his tether”, and revealed that being CHUCKED ON as a last minute sub against Hibernian was tantamount to PHYSICAL ABUSE: "That was a kick in the teeth. That was embarrassing. I did well when I was there and some of the Hibs fans said I shouldn't go, so that was embarrassing, but it's always the same, it's the last few minutes if I do get chucked on. [When his manager needs a goal and believes Deek can score a goal but doesn’t want a goal so doesn’t chuck him on]."

Modest Deek recalls the GLORY DAYS at Easter Road: “I'm not being big-headed but I was one of the WELL-KNOWN ONES at Hibs because I was doing so well and scoring so many goals but now you see all of them, they are the ones who are playing every week and in the Scotland squads and it's annoying. Depressing [So it is].”

Deek reveals he feels LET DOWN by the manager: "I feel let down by the manager”.

And in another revelatory revelation, talks of the hospitality of his mum (who he will neither confirm nor deny gave TEA AND BISCUITS to Gutless Gordon: “I remember him sitting in my mum's house trying to sign me and he said I could play anywhere in his midfield or up front. It was the same in the press conferences but now I can only play left midfield for some reason and that's not even my best position.”

The Peely-Wally Pele though echoed SIR ALAN SUGAR, Alan Sugarissuing a chilling “YOU’RE FIRED” warning for Strachan, predicting: "I'll see who the next manager is before I decide. I don't want to be here and not playing but I would like to stay at Celtic if I thought I had a chance to play. I know I won't get that chance with him. I've been here nearly two years and it's not happened yet so I don't see it happening now. But Celtic are brilliant. I like it here and would love to prove myself but the NASTY thing is not playing."

“They were saying 'you should be out there playing' and that helps. The Celtic fans have been brilliant. They know something is not right. They are the only people I will thank at Celtic if I leave."

Messi-Heid, as he has been affectionately dubbed, also took the chance to set the record straight:

“There have been loads of rumours, I'm supposed to have SLEPT with his daughter or sister or PUNCHED HIM ON THE TRAINING GROUND but they are all a load of RUBBISH. There's nothing that I can think of I've done wrong to him. There's been no bust ups. I don't know what his problem is with me."

But Deek’s not wasting his time as a Celtic outcast. While his team stuttered to a home defeat on Satruday, life-long Celtic Riordan was away “getting his hair cut”, scotching rumours that he does that job on his own.

Celt fans are sure to react with fury at the shabby treatment of one of Europe's most talented non-playing superstars. An insider reveals that Celtic suits are chilled with memories of the four-man protest that followed Billy McNeill CHUCKING ON Joe Miller and then WHEECHING him off again.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Stop sobbing, Deek

"So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!"

Derek Riordan, who has been whining to the tabloid press about his tough time at Celtic strikes me as a nice enough lad with no sense and a fondness for the dummy.

I always suspected he wasn't the brightest when he said that his mother knew how to pronounce Riordan but his dad didn't because "look at the way it's spelled". It's just as well his old mum didn't marry Mr Colquhoun or Deek would be spitting out a heck of a mouthful to the polis at weekends.

Several months ago Stephen Pearson who gave everything to get into the team, had to move on but acted like a Celtic player should with maturity and dignity. Almost every Celtic fan is delighted that Pearo earned promotion to the Premiership. In his place we have a greetin'-faced wee boy who thinks that the odd flash of ability makes him a certain starter. He is a good player who can either knuckle down or head off to West Brom or Cardiff City.

Gordon Strachan gave all the strikers a chance - admittedly Kenny Miller more than others. That was because Miller's attitude and work rate meant that the team always got something out of him and because he deserved every break he could get. If Riordan, Craig Beattie, Maciej Zurawski or even Jiri Jarosik had turned chances to goals in the way that Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink managed, they would have been regular starters. I'm sure WGS would have loved that scenario - not least because the title would have been wrapped up in March.

So save the whine, Deek, look at videos of Lee Naylor, from your mansion that Celtic paid for, and figure out what he's doing and you're not - and get your hair cut!