Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Four points good – two points bad for Celtic against Borussia Mönchengladbach

There’s nothing quite like being in the Champions League to quicken the pulse a little and that Wednesday morning rise seem a little more appealing (unless the match is on a Tuesday, of course), knowing that most of the cares of the day will likely dissolve with the excited anticipation of the match ahead.



When your team’s most recent outing has been a stirring performance and an encouraging result, the positive vibes resonate a little more strongly.

Celtic fans hardly need reminding that the 14 days covering our head-to-head with Borussia Mönchengladbach are likely to be the most crucial of the season.

Mönchengladbach are not just a very good team – the are a great club, as people of my age, who remember their “Golden Years” will know well.

An early football memory is of one of my primary school classmates asking me if I knew who was playing that night. “Borussia Mönchengladbach”, he said proud of his ability to pronounce the name someone had written on a piece of paper for him.

I went home and did the same thing. With a little bit of help from the Internet, I can tell you the precise date: 25th May 1977.

At that time, I was oblivious to the fact that it was the tenth anniversary of Celtic’s European Cup triumph in Lisbon (though the commentators would surely have said so through the fuzzy sound and apologies for picture quality that only seemed to add to the crackling drama of such nights) but the final against Liverpool that night was a clash of two European giants, in the days when the game seemed a little more pure.

Some of the names from that team, though, resonated through the ages, Berti Vogts, Rainer Bonhof, Allan Simonsen (one of the early greats of Scandinavian football), Uli Stielike. A certain Jupp Heynckes, who also played, would go on to managerial greatness.

Liverpool called on giants like Phil Neal, Jimmy Case, the late Emlyn Hughes, Terry McDermott and, of course Kevin Keegan.

Liverpool and Keegan would win the cup, before the poster boy of English football went to join SV Hamburg, replaced by our own “King” Kenny Dalglish, breaking the hearts of Celtic fans everywhere.
Allan Simonsen: The original Danish Dynamite

Keegan would take over from Simonsen as European Footballer of the Year, while Dalglish would usurp Keegan's place in Liverpool's history.





It’s apposite to recall these days now to remind ourselves that Borussia Mönchengladbach is a club of real European pedigree who will draw on that historic tradition over this Champions League campaign.

So forget Mönchengladbach’s away form – any notions that we will face anything like a comfortable task should be scotched right now. These two matches will take every scrap of our endeavour, every moment of skill and above all, unrelenting professionalism from every Celtic player on show.

It will also require every decibel of relentless singing and chanting that the Celtic faithful can deliver.

A win tomorrow will not be enough, despite some complacent comments to the contrary.

I believe that two wins is too much to hope for, just as I believe that Mönchengladbach will not leave the competition without recording at least one win.

Mönchengladbach don’t yet have a point on the board but we – let’s not forget – have a negative-7 goal difference, to their five. Going into the last two matches without a single-point advantage and an inferior goal difference would leave us perilously close to exiting Europe.

So a win tomorrow is vital; a win by two goals would be amazing. That would leave us all but guaranteed third place, should we secure a draw in Germany.

Failing that, if we should end up with a win each, at least levelling that goal difference would give us more than a fighting chance.
Spare a thought for Oskar
Halliday and his family.
RIP

Arguably the most dangerous outcome would be a narrow win at Celtic Park leading to the complacent believe that we would be almost home and dry, as far as European football is concerned.

The last round of matches is always a lottery as, should Barcelona or Manchester City have won the group before the last match, they would most likely rest several of their top players.

So, we should be cheering for our friends in Catalunya, too, (and maybe we’ve made new friends in Manchester), as it could be vital to our interests that City face Mönchengladbach, needing at least a point.

Brendan Rodgers isn’t talking about the Europa League and he’s to be commended for that. But our immediate job is to secure third place. Then we can dream.

* And a final note, with the notable exception of Kevin Keegan’s old German team, every Celtic fan I know has always spoken of how warmly received the fans have been in Germany. I expect that to continue in Mönchengladbach, so I hope that their fans will be accorded the welcome they assuredly deserve – until the game starts.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

What about the plan, Celtic? The vindication of the fools


It was announced on Friday, with no fanfare whatsoever, that John Park had left Celtic.

John Who? The majority of Celtic fans who have taken a close interest in the club’s operations over the past few years will know the name well.

Football Operations: John Park and Peter Lawwell
Having been at Hibs and credited with the discovery of Scott Brown, Kevin Thomson, Derek Riordan and Garry O’Connor, among others, it wasn’t surprising that Park would have been seen as an attractive target for Celtic. What club wouldn’t want a guy who had a track record of unearthing local talent that went on to earn international caps?

I should state here that no criticism of John Park is implied – I have no doubt that he did hs job exactly as he was expected to do.

However, despite constant denials from Celtic – and successive coaches, who may have been contractually obliged not to comment on negative aspects of the workings of the club – suspicions remained that Park’s role was not always consistent with the footballing aims of the manager/head coach, whatever we are supposed to call him.

The alarm bells first started to ring shortly after Gordon Strachan left the club. Overall, Strachan did an exceptional job for us and should be thanked for that. However, shortly after he left he made a cryptic statement indicating that he would never again sign a player he hadn’t seen.

During Strachan’s time, Celtic signed Thomas Gravesen and Roy Keane – both of whom he had assuredly seen, but neither of whom he apparently wanted.

Keane, in his inimitable style, went on to say that his future manager’s absolute disinterest in having him as a player was an extra motivation to sign – an “up you, Gordon!”

Gravesen was a different case in point, altogether. Stilliyan Petrov had gone to Aston Villa, having been kind enough to sign a contract with Celtic, meaning that the club would get £7.5 million pounds for him, when he could have landed a much fatter deal by letting the contract run down.

Gravesen was then brought in, meaning that Celtic landed a Galactico to replace Petrov, and pocketed a whopping profit at the same time. Great!

Gravesen was a tremendous player – built like a brick sh*t-house, with an irrestible drive and energy that allowed him to dominate the middle of the park. In that regard, he was much like Victor Wanyama but he also had an attacking instinct and a powerful shot that persuaded Real Madrid that he could transpose those qualities to La Liga.

But there was a problem – Gordon didn’t want him and this established pro was neither able nor willing to change his style of play to suit the more controlled passing game that Strachan favoured.

It still seems surreal to recall that many people thought that Gravesen wasn’t good enough for us. He certainly was – but RIGHT for us at the time; maybe not.

Roy Keane was a different case altogether. Keano is one of a select band of players who I admired greatly in a pre-Celtic career before finding that the reality of him in a Celtic shirt was one inextricably-linked to an image of him as an utter ******le.

Both Keane and Gravesen were known quantities – but the warning signs were there. Our manager was being asked to work with players he didn’t know – like Du Wei, for example.

Many of us rang the alarm bells at the time but we were mocked by those who thought themselves the more “intellectual” Celtic fans. You know them – the ones who talked about “The Plan”.

The Plan (as another blog noted this week) seemed to involve John Park being a de facto Director of Football, with Peter Lawwell doing the contract stuff while Park identified the players in his “roving” role.

We were told that this was what was needed, rather than the "homespun" approach of Celtic managers signing players they have identified.

We signed some good players – Forster, Wanyama, Van Dijk – and sold them to Southampton as soon as they offered eight figures. For this, Peter was rewarded greatly and, we must presume, Park was, too.

We also signed players who would walk into the all-time Hall-of-Guff, should such a thing ever exist. But that didn’t seem to matter – six flops were more than offset by one £10m pay-off.

Those of us who protested were decried as fools. We were asked how much money we wanted to spend and told that amount would bankrupt the club – even though we had never answered the question.

We were reminded of the mantra of The Plan, an entity lauded by the followers of one site (who routinely referred to its owner as if he was a knight of the realm). Those who couldn’t or wouldn’t sign up to said scheme of modernism were labelled as naive, wreckers who would see the club bankrupted.

There was to be no middle-ground between reckless spending and feckless recruitment with a view to player-trading being the primary function of the club.

We were reminded of Porto – we never came close to Porto’s achievements.

“Celtic fans” -- the new kind who understood business better than the common-or-garden “beggin’-yir-pardon-sir” plebeians – told us that the balance sheet was what mattered most of all.

What – you want to watch a good team, playing good football with aspirations to raising the standards year-by-year? “I suppose you think we should spend £12m on the likes of Tore Andro Flo? No? How much should we spend - £20m, £30m? Do you have any idea how well we’re run?”

Buy your ticket and shut your mouth was the mantra.

And yet – look what has happened.

The Plan has changed. Why? (Whisper it.) Because The Plan failed.

The Plan, which saw Celtic radically under-invest in the post-Rangers years, also brought Euopean failure, fans expressing apathy and anger, the club giving the Head Coach’s job to a virtual rookie and key players in the squad sold from under him.

And what was the response to this failure?

That is something you are never likely to hear from the “new realists” who lavished praise on the Celtic knight, while they munched their prawn sandwiches, laughing about their pie-eating, team-on-the-park days.

How many dissenters ever said we had to spend £10m-£20m, however hard the saints of Peter’s rapid news site asked? Few, if any. On the other hand, many welcomed the change of approach for this season.

A manager – not just Head Coach – who is in charge of the football operation because he understands it better than anyone. I’ll admit that I wasn’t convinced that Brendan Rodgers would be the best choice for us because I’ve always been suspicious of “highly-regarded” picks.

I cannot give him the backing that he has given to Scott Brown as both regular readers of this blog will know that I never give more that 100% to anything – it’s illogical.

But what have we seen – Moussa Dembele, who had shown his potential in the English Championship, persuaded to come to Celtic for the next stage of his development.

This was not part of The Plan.

Those of us who are old enough need only cast our minds back to the tears Henrik Larsson shed when it seemed as if Feyenoord would scupper his move to Celtic. That was not to do with love for Celtic at that time but, as Henrik said, he had seen how Pierre Van Hoojidonk had developed.

Neither was it part of The Plan – it was a straightforward reaction by a player who had potential, recognising that he could emulate or exceed Van Hoojidonk’s achievements, if only given the chance.

That’s one of the reasons why Dembele is such a great signing for us. It’s not just because we have such an exceptional player (whose comments on receiving player-of-the-month were just what every Celtic fan would love to hear).

But, when Moussa signed, Zinedine Zidane said it was a logical move for a player he had been watching. Zizou said he had to score in the Champions League – Moussa duly scored. France Under-21 caps – two goals in two games, drawing praise from Didier Deschamps, who has already discussed bringing him into the top squad.

This seems lost on some people – we have a manager who was influential in the development of Raheem Sterling and Luis Suarez and who Steven Gerrard described as the best one-to-one coach he had ever worked with.

His initial work with Dembele will also be noted by other players whose aspirations match Moussa’s – to play in the Champions League and get the attention of the coach of one of the elite European national teams.

If Moussa can get his full call-up for France, why couldn’t any other French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese or English player seek to follow his path at Celtic?

That wasn’t The Plan – find some potential, give them a couple of seasons to show their licks, sell the best for big money. Figure out what to do with the rest.

The Plan would never have brought Henrik to Celtic and this is the time for those criticised for objecting to it, to recognise that.

There are two other distinctly “off-plan” signings but the sort who idiots like me always sought (you know, we were hell-bent on the destruction of the club).

Signing Kolo Toure did not fit The Plan. He was a “diminishing asset” before Brendan Rodgers persuaded him to leave Liverpool, where fans expected him to be offered another contract.

What Kolo has become is more than a defensive rock – he is the defensive coach in-situ; the guy who knows exactly what has to be done, where players should be and the decisions they should make. Any defender who doesn’t learn from playing with Toure will demonstrate much about his future potential.

(In this, he is adding value to his defensive cohorts, Plan followers.)

And the third “off-plan” player is – of course Scott Sinclair. Sinclair epitomises something else that we should be seeking to exploit – a player with abundant skill, who has had a hiatus in his career, but who an astute manager can assist towards fulfilling his full potential.

Players like Scotty don’t make any sense according to The Plan – you take someone who is paid a massive salary and invest a great deal to persuade him that he should come to Celtic and, if he has sufficient belief, might flourish again; even maybe play in the Champions League.

Once upon a time, it was Chris Sutton – devastating with Norwich City and Blackburn Rovers – but discarded by a too-rich club who paid £10m for him while most of the English media chose to forget how good a player he was.

Chris Sutton is one of the best Celtic players I have seen with my own eyes. Scott Sinclair need only look to him for inspiration.

There is, though, a fourth issue, and that is about keeping players. For that, look no further than Kieran Tierney. With major clubs said to be ready to offer in the region of the magic £10m, Kieran actually chose to sign a long-term deal with Celtic, the club he supports.

I’m not the only Celtic fan who gulped a little bit of emotion when KT chose to stay with us, a Celtic supporter ready to fulfill his dreams in a Celtic shirt. But again, many of us suspect that the prospect of working with off-Plan Brendan Rodgers was significant.

This is not The Plan – but neither are Celtic facing bankruptcy. In fact, the club is enjoying just the sort of financial rewards hoped-for by non-Plan exponents, while The Planners were espousing the benefits of the Europa League, instead of the other tournament we were supposed to qualify for, three years out of five.

It is worth remembering that nothing has been won this season. Fans and players need to be conscious of that. And it was wonderful to hear Pep Guardiola defining what it means to pull on a Celtic shirt – to win every week. When Pep is paying homage to the values of the club, it can also serve as a reminder that complacency never fits with being a Celtic player.

We respect the opposition, no matter who they are, and play to win.

We know that we do not have a divine right to win and that every point or victory must be earned on the park.

These are the values and ethos of the club – not any immutable Plan, supported by people who could well be called propagandists.

A proper manager who knows what he is doing (with astutely-chosen professional assistants), leading the football operations of the club – in charge of signing policy.

That’s not The Plan – but it’s what reckless fans like me thought could work, all along.

Some Celtic “fans” probably hope we’re wrong.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Celtic: On spin, hostile PR, press bans and media freedom


A free, fearless and impartial media is one of the pillars on which any society
Due diligence: Two Scottish sports
hacks discuss standards and ethics
claiming the accolade of “democracy” rests.

In various corners of the world, journalists have been pressurised, intimidated, sacked, arrested, imprisoned, tortured and even killed for their determination to get to and report the truth.

It is through journalism that presidents have been held to account, crimes revealed, spying exposed and more. And so we should be careful to do nothing to support the suppression of truth or the journalistic freedoms on which a just and transparent society depends.

And yet, that sacred implied contract of society defending a free press is based on a number of clauses. The journalism cannot always be fearless, it is rarely free in the truest sense but it must always strive towards such impartiality as is possible, allowing for – but guarding against – unconscious biases.

It must never, ever stray from seeking to uphold those ideals and when it does so – stray from the seeking, rather than attaining these ideals – it loses its claim on our protection. It becomes something weak, spreading error, misinformation and even disinformation. It becomes something anathema to all journalists everywhere; a thin cloak of journalistic privilege over a body of PR or even propaganda.

When that happens, the rules change fundamentally. The so-called journalists and the publications they represent distort their core mission for reasons that are not always clear – fear, self-interest, blackmail, bribery, intimidation – and they become something not only unworthy of privilege, but demanding to be challenged.

And this is pertinent now, perhaps more than ever. It is indicative of the absurdity surrounding one part of Scottish society that such issues are being bandied about over the subject of football.

Once, Scotland might have been said to have excelled at the journalistic game, far more so than the one of beauty in which we invest so much of our time, money and emotional energy.

In recent decades, however, Scottish sports journalism has rarely sought to set the bar as high as a Fosberry Flop. We can be in danger of presuming that we have too much and too perfect knowledge of motivations – that is largely irrelevant.

What matters is the evidence of the output and, while it is problematic to talk of “empirical evidence” in something that doesn’t lend itself to statistically-rigorous analysis, we can take another approach.

If we were to evaluate the output of the Scottish media in terms of positive or negative media coverage, what conclusions would we draw?

We needn’t and shouldn’t seek PR spin from the media. That invariably obscures truth, which followers of a once-famous club know can, in the most extreme circumstances, prove fatal.

Is the coverage negative? Overwhelmingly, yes, which is remarkable, given that this seems to be the case in promising, as well as challenging, times. This raises issues, to which we will return.

However, there is a third question: in a scenario in which a competitor saw itself as being in a polarised market, despite there being other legitimate (and longer-established) players, would that competitor be likely to think that their PR budget had been well-spent, both in promoting their brand and denigrating the brand of their rivals?

The answer to that would also seem to be an unequivocal yes.

On the subject of Celtic receiving negative coverage in times of success, we could conclude that the club’s public relations strategy or implementation is flawed – it certainly has been in the past.

On the other hand, we might equally ask if what masquerades as objective media coverage in this country is, in effect, PR for our would-be rivals. And, if we conclude that the answer to that is “yes”, that doesn’t simply validate action consistent with challenging a hostile PR machine – it positively demands it.

Imagine a scenario far removed from football. Coca-Cola and Pepsi see their competition as a zero-sum game – what’s good for Coke is bad for Pepsi and vice-versa. There are other brands out there but the media focuses on the big two, no matter what. (As if you didn’t know, the world’s third-best-selling brand is RC Cola – in red & blue packaging but unlikely to be sold at at least one Scottish football ground).

Let’s say Pepsi have gone through really bad times (they haven’t – it’s just pretend) and the company is really worried about where it goes from here. Their results are bad, their innovations are damp squibs, Pepsi drinkers constantly disgrace themselves in public.

On the other hand, Coke is flying high: buoyant on the market, great new products and a feelgood factor surrounding it because people just like it.

If the trade press constantly banged the drum for Pepsi, against all evidence, and ran bad news stories against Coke every time things got really serious, would you expect the Coca-Cola Company to just shrug awkwardly and say: “There’s nothing we can do”?

To continue the analogy, it’s like Coke going strong where a company that thinks it’s Pepsi – but is in fact, not RC Cola, not even Strike Cola, but Solripe, whose branding has been bought by The Sticky Sugar King NewCola Company – is getting all the good press, while chunks are being taken out of Coke, to the detriment of the brand.

Without trying to speak for Coke, Pepsi or Celtic, the point is that, regardless of what Celtic do on or off the park, the media coverage seems to diminish the good, exaggerate the bad and run smears on the club when our over-inflated “rivals” are in the darkest of places.

And at that point, it is more than legitimate to question the press privileges given to certain publications and simply say: “The ba’s on the slates!”

Many Celtic fans baulk at the idea of “media bans”, with a quite admirable appreciation of the principles espoused at the beginning of this article. We should laud and respect them.

However, while the principles of media freedom are eternal, the prevailing conditions and practicalities of the modern age are radically changed.

Firstly, let’s not forget that this is football – the entertainment business as surely as the popular music industry. (Look, straighten that face – you get awful live concerts, too!)

We are not talking about central government, institutions substantially funded by the public purse or matters of pressing social concern.

We’re talking about football. It means a lot to us, is important in its own way, but is not intrinsically relevant to democracy or larger quality-of-life issues.

If that seems to be trivialising the issue, it is the same logic used by sports desks and sports hacks, allowing them to concoct and print unadulterated garbage, with the defence of: “Lighten up, it’s only a game!”

But, by the same token, those who absolve themselves of professional standards also lose the right to claim the status of loosely-defined “colleagues” who actually do journalistic work. To fail to recognise that is to stand behind the scribes who reported the World War II bomber found on the moon or exposed Freddie Starr’s taste for hamsters.

Secondly, what is offered by football clubs – much like the music industry – is privileged access, based on the “legitimacy” of the media outlet.

When people in important positions at Celtic agree to the odd interview with the independent websites, most of us appreciate it. When the club offers regular exceptional privileges to fan sites, it often provokes suspicion.

Why? Because privileged access is not a right – the clue is in the name. It is a recognition of a certain journalistic standing as well as standards, also known as “legitimacy”. And, while it is not something to be traded as currency, neither should it be given out unthinkingly, because – you know – “people might talk”.

And this leads us to a third point – the protocols surrounding a “free press” – originally meaning printed media – were established when there were few means through which the general public could glean information as to the events and decisions which intimately affected their lives.

They were never designed to defend the right of idiots to represent the interests of their favourite football clubs, to the detriment of competitors.

There should be no suggestion of Celtic trying to pressurise journalists into writing whatsoever they choose, as long as it remains within the realms of truth, legality and basic journalistic standards.

And decades of experience have told us that they will write anything about Celtic without fear, which may not be the case when reporting on others who demand favour.

But the club does not have to extend media privileges to those who eschew the principles of journalism, any more than it has to give every blogger a press pass to eat sandwiches and free tickets to the game.

In the 24-7, multimedia, social-media age, no one can stop people reporting on the matches, if they buy a ticket or watch it on TV (which some hacks do) or reporting the outcome of press conferences, which are often streamed, anyway.

You’ll find a dozen Celtic fan sites doing the same.

They, too, are informing the public, equally deserving or undeserving of privilege.

So there is no need to talk of “bans” or attacking press freedoms, if privileges are withdrawn from those who do not feel bound by professional standards and values, instead leveraging those principles in order to damage our club.

Celtic must protect Celtic, with or without those “legitimate” journalists who seem hell-bent on damaging us. Cut them off, without fear or favour.

If they’re hacked off, sobeit. What’s the worst they can do – relentlessly and unfairly criticise us?

That would be awful.
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